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January 9, 2010

Isang araw sa eskwelahan, habang nakaupo ang isang bata at tinanong ito ng kanyang guro.

Guro:Sino ang bumaril kay JOSE RIZAL?

Bata:Hindi po ako ang bumaril kay JOSE RIZAL.

Guro:Tatanungin ulit kita, sino ang bumaril kay JOSE RIZAL?

Bata:Hindi po talaga ako ang bumaril kay JOSE RIZAL!

Galit na galit ang guro sa bata. Sinabihan niya ito ng dalhin ang mga magulan kinabukasan.

Nang Sumunod na araw……………..

Guro: Ang anak n’yo ay hindi masagot ang tanong ko. Tinatanong ko lang naman sa kanya kung sino ang bumaril kay JOSE RIZAL.

Tatay: AYYYYYYYYYYY, mabait po ang anak ko! Inosente po siya! Hindi po siya ang bumaril kay JOSE RIZAL.

Guro:Tanga. .

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Sinong GENIUS!!!

Guro: Class, mag-iinspeksyon mamaya ang supervisor ko. Kailangan English speaking kayong lahat. Understood? Do I make myself clear?

Klase:Yes, ma’am!

Kaso ay may kapilyuhan ang estudyante si Banoy. Nakalingat lang ang kanilang titser ay napingot na niya ang katabing si Bokloy.

Bokloy:Bakit mo ako piningot? Gusto mong ibalibag ko sa ‘yo itong SCRUB THE FLOOR?

Banoy:Subukan mo at nang ibalibag ko naman sa’yo itong SWEEP THE FLOOR!

Nainis ang guro at galit na nllapitan ang dalawa.

Guro:Kung hindi kayo titigil, pareho ko kayong itatali nang patiwarik sa FLAG CEREMONY.

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Po at Opo

Isang araw, umuwi si totoy sa bahay nila galing sa eskwela.

Inay:O anak, kamuzta ang pag-aaral mo?Ano ang pinagaralan ninyo kanina?

Totoy:Paggamit ng ‘po at opo’.

Inay:Oh, ano? Natuto ka naman ba?

Totoy:Aba’y OO!

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use iN A Sentence

Spanish teacher: Ok, class use “PUERA” in a sentence.

Student: Mi Maestra es muy bonito.

Teacher:That’s very flatering, but where is the word “PUERA”?

Student:PUERA KA MAM!

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Juan & Pedro

January 5, 2010

Nag-yayaan ang dalawa manonood nang Sine. .

Pedro: Juan nood tayo nang Sine. .

Juan:Oh Sige.

PAGDATING,

Juan: Sige bili muna ako nang ticket.

Pedro:Cge.

Papasok sa Sinehan.

Juan:Pedro, niloloko mo yata ako eh.

Pedro:Bat naman Juan kita lolokohin?

Juan:hindi mo ba nakita sa pinto?PULL puno na. .tanga..

Pedro:Oo nga. .cge next time na lang tayo manonood.

<<tanga TALAGA>>

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