Twilight

January 29, 2010

In the forest, bella saw edward’s body shimmer as
it has been hit by the sun…

bella: i know what you are…
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it…

bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!

yes

pedro: alam mo, Rosa.

Rosa: ano yun?

pedro: your eyes are really attractive

Rosa: tlaga?

pedro: oo, they attract each other! nyahahhaa……..

Requisite for following Jesus

January 21, 2010

It is Good to have happy life in this world. I am a Born Again Christian, who actually love God, God is always there for me, in time when i’m in my down full situation in life. It is so very challenging that God has put some, challenges in my life. Its just like God wants me to be strong and Dependent to him, why I’m like this? Its because God has bless my life.

 Just Read Matthew 16:24

 

Balita!

January 15, 2010

Sa mga nagbabagang balita.

• Buntis sinaksak, bata naka-ilag.
• Bagyo papalapit saPilipinas, sa magandang balita. Pilipinas lumayo.
• Naglalako nang tubi, namatay sa uhaw.
• Isang Kalbo, nagka-hairpin?
• Isang nakaka manghang balita,Bunging walang ngipin, di mo inakala nagKABRACE.
• Pilay CHAMPION sa Break dance, judge namangha.
• Bulag nakasaksak nang tao, nandilim daw ang kanyang paningin
• Babae nagsumbong sa pulis ginahasa daw siya, sabi nia naka talikod siya, dats why hindi nia nakita nag nagpagsamantala.

Maganda Araw sa Inyo!!!!!

Tagalog - English

Nalaglag ko ang aking Brief - My Brief is going(down)(fly over)(Lost and found.)

 

Wag mong dibdibin - Don’t BOOBS it.

 

Wag mo akong pakialaman - Dont you CAREGIVER.

 

Mabahong paa - SMOKEY MOUNTAIN

 

Kinompleto mo ako - Centrum from A-Zinc

 

Mahaba ang Buhok ko - Hairs motich Miswa

 

Chorizo - Stainless Longaniza

 

Kanal - Black Pool

 

Dagat nang Basura - River of Gold

 

Kulangot - Black Pearl

 

Mani - Coral Reef

 

Duling - 2 by 2

 

Bulag - BlackOut

 

Bingi - Ipod

 

Pipe - Beat Baxer