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Call Girl

September 18, 2009

misis1:lolokohin ko ang mister ko kunwari isa akong call girl
misis2:o sige game ako jan!
nakita ni misis1 c mister
misis1:helllo boy pwede ka ba ngaun?
mister:ayoko nga sayo kamukha mo misis ko!

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NoseBleed

September 16, 2009

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I’m so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!

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Baboy

Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!

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Piso-piso

A nerd ask his hot n’ sexy clssmate 2 hav sex w/ him..
NERD: sex tayo! bbyaran kta 1 thou, bblisan ko,
ttpon ko ung 1 thou sa sahig.
2wad k hbang pnupulot mo,
pgtayo mo tpos nko i-sex k,
SEXY: twgan ko muna bf ko kung pyag cya.
tnwagan nya..
BF: cge pyag aq, bilisan mo lng pg2wad pra wlang
mngyari.
aftr 10mins bf calls..
BF: nkuha mo na pera?
SEXY: aahhh..Ndi pa e! ah! ah!
BF; e bkt?
SEXY: tig pipis0 e!

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My Bday

SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

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